Monday, January 28, 2013

Ready, Aim...Get Gun, AIM!

Oh gone are the days of food being at your fingertips. Gone are the times of wanting food and it just being there. If you're going to cook at home, you'll need to shop for it. What do you have in your fridge? Nothing? Me too; I need to go shopping...

But anyways you need to buy ingredients in order to make your meal. Elementary, I know, but you actually need more than you think. Your mother has been building her kitchen arsenal for...how old are you? Take that and add a few years-that's how long she's been accumulating the tools. You are a freshly minted adult and have nothing. There are a lot of things you are so used to having you just forget you need them. My first day of college I realized I forgot to bring hand soap. I had to use my body wash for a week until I could make it to the store.

But you need to get some stuff in order before committing to your new life as a chef, or be comfortable enough to beg your neighbors for a cup of sugar. This can get costly if you don't shop smart.

Tips For Shopping Smart

You need to shop smart, your still a broke student. You don't need top of the line-stainless steel-to cook a decent meal. If you can mcgyver a pan with a coconut, go ahead, whatever does the trick is great. If you're not that inventive you may need to shop. Don't be afraid to shop around. You'll be surprised what you can find if you keep your eyes peeled. If your funds are limited, don't go to the obvious stores: Walmart, Target, Macy's etc. Instead go to cheaper places.

The Dollar Store, Dollar General, Dollar Tree (any variation there-of): You can find some great stuff here. It's not all sub-standard. Did you know most of these places just get the superfluous stock from other stores? Yup. The items vacillate but there's always something there for much cheaper than anywhere else. Your welcome.

Thrift Stores: There's also a lot you can find here. If you're a pro you can find top of the line gently used items here. WIN! I once found a new Prada Bag.

Amazon/Ebay: The internet is a beautiful, beautiful thing. Use it. Also keep an eye out for lots. You can find everything you want more conveniently and cheaper than going to a department store.

Mom's Pantry: Any self respecting college student should know to raid the kitchen whenever you go home. This is one of the few times you can ever get something brand name. Bonus: This is free, it might cost an extra hug but come on those taking econ., 'opportunity cost.'

What You'll Need

The contents of your kitchen will obviously vary on what you plan to use that week. So your grocery list will fluctuate. I suggest making a meal plan for that week before going shopping. Stick to your list! Minimize frivolous spending. You don't need that cheesecake you just passed...unless it's on your list. So make a list, and I strongly, strongly advise only buying for the upcoming week and a half (max). Trust me, you don't want carry your weight in groceries up three flights of stairs and have to take multiple trips. On one of your first trips you'll need some start up things. These are common, important, and general ingredients.

  • Spices: Of all kinds. Get ready for the Indian Spice Trail. You need Cajun, Cinnamon  Paprika, Cumin, Salt, Pepper, Chili Powder, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Basil, Seasoning Salt, Cayenne, Lemon Pepper...AND Nutmeg. These are just basics. Don't think you can do without. You might be able to if you prefer tasteless, bland, unappetizing, uninspired, unpleasurable, and over-all boring. If not take the plunge and invest. 
  • Your parents already bought you some cooking supplies but did they get everything? I can almost guarantee some gaps.
    • Pots, pans, cutlery, knife set, cutting board, cookie sheet, broiler, crock-pot (there are cheapo mini ones), colander, spatula, whisk, wooden-spoon, mixing bowls, measuring cups etc
  • Oil: Canola, Vegetable, Olive. I dare you to cook without it.
Your general shopping list is need based. Think of it as an elastic, living, breathing document. Some generals to always keep in stock:
  • Eggs
  • Milk
  • Bread
  • Cheese
  • Meat
  • Potatoes 
    • Note: Shop around for all the aforementioned things
Are you getting excited yet? I don't know about you but I'm getting hungry. Are you still here?


Sunday, January 27, 2013

Get Your Fat Ass In the Kitchen



So...you're on your own now. Have you started missing your mom's kitchen? Think you're avoiding the freshman 15? You're not. After months of underage drinking, cafeteria food, and raman your jeans are probably a little too snug. You know what the solution is right? Stop eating shit! I know, I know, eating well costs more than you want to expend right now. Or does it? You're ordering pizza, eating Mcdonalds, coffee (I don't advise giving that up), your schools non-biodegradable food, and your still eating out on occasion. If you do the math it's much more cost effective to replace some of those expenses with a home cooked meal.

Money aside-and that should be pretty damn convincing-think about what you're putting in your body. If you can't pronounce the obscure additions you probably shouldn't be coating your insides with the engineered substances. Pink Slime, Carminic Acid, Dimethylpolysiloxane- I cannot move my mouth well enough to say that-Nitrate, and Sulfur Dioxide. Yup you're eating coal tar. Feel a little sick? That's not even half the crap I found. I just don't want to type more random strings of letters. Google the rest and see what else you're eating. I'll wait...
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So once you've rinsed out you're mouth from throwing up I want you to know, I'm not by nature a hippy dippy naturalist. I like the convenience, I like the initial cost, and hell I LOVE Whoppers. BUT, I serve logic and my wallet above all else. Logic dictates eating better. More than that, it's not as big a chore as you think. It's a little well...fun. Cooking, planning the meals, directing assistants is exciting and makes you feel more grown up. I mean you are actually talking charge of this huge aspect of your life. Instead of robots, and that bitch from high school feeding you; you are feeding you. You slowly get to learn the mystic of the kitchen. This is not what it's actually like Magic Chicken Dinner.

It's just exciting. I'm a bit of a nerd, and prone to hyperbole so maybe it won't be as fun for you but it'll be close. I make a commotion once a week for meals. It's sort of my date night with my boy (that might be why I think it's so fun). I cook something really nice on that night but I try to cook about half of my meals. I still have a meal plan with my school so I have to still eat sludge part time. So I'll be posting one fairly nice meal every week and probably a few easier cheaper things throughout the week.